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PostSubject: Jokes:Denis Miranda   Wed Sep 12, 2007 1:19 pm

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Skipping School




he local high school has a policy that the parent's must call the school if the student is to be absent for the day. Kelly, deciding to bunk and go to the mall with her friends waited till her parent's had left for work and called the school herself. This is the actual conversation of the telephone call.

Kelly: "Hi, I'm calling to report that Kelly so-and-so is unable to make it to school today because she is ill.

Secretary at high school: "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. I'll note her absence. Who is this calling?"

Kelly: "This is my mother."
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes:Denis Miranda   Wed Sep 12, 2007 1:22 pm

high school teacher was giving a true/false test. He was strolling up and down the aisles surveying the students at work. He came upon one student who was flipping a coin, then writing.

Teacher: What are you doing?

Student: Getting the answers to the test. The teacher shook his head and walked on. A little while later, when everyone was finished with the test, the teacher noticed the student was again flipping the coin.

Teacher: Now what are you doing?

Student: I'm checking the answers.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes:Denis Miranda   Wed Sep 12, 2007 1:28 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes:Denis Miranda   Sat Sep 22, 2007 7:57 pm

This is a very intresting joke....
lol!
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